Cooking Time for 23 Lb Turkey

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While your monster roasts for 5 hours, you have time to watch an entire season of a show. Use it to make mashed potatoes, gravy, and cranberry sauce. But time the sides so they’re done when the turkey rests. You want everything hot at once, like a coordinated dance, not a train wreck.

Your oven is occupied by the main event, so use a slow cooker or stovetop. If you try to bake rolls while the turkey is in there, you’ll get smoky, sad bread. You’ve been warned.

The Carving Ceremony

When you finally carve, don’t let the bird intimidate you. Use a sharp knife. Cut the legs off first, then slice the breasts against the grain. If it looks ugly, just call it “rustic.” Everyone will be too drunk/hungry to notice.

And if the turkey is dry? Pour gravy on it. Gravy fixes everything, from dry poultry to broken hearts. You’ve got this.

So go forth. Conquer the 23-pounder. Your oven may cry, your timer may haunt your dreams, but that bird will be legendary. Just remember: it’s only food. And you can always order pizza at 8 p.m. if everything burns. Happy roasting, you magnificent monster-tamer.