Parkdean Resorts Sandford Holiday Park Dorset Poole

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Let’s be real: you’re not here for Michelin-star cuisine. You’re here for the ‘massive breakfast’ that ruins your diet in the most satisfying way. The on-site restaurant does a fry-up that includes a hash brown so crispy it should be illegal. And the fish and chips? It’s the kind of meal that makes you close your eyes and go “mmm” without caring who hears you.

There’s also a takeaway counter where you can get a bucket of popcorn and a slushie that turns your tongue blue. I’m forty-two, and I ordered it. No regrets. It’s like being a kid again, but with better credit.

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The Pool: A Wet, Chaotic Sanctuary

Swimming here is an event. The indoor pool has slides that go ‘weeeeee’ and a wave machine that makes you feel like you’re in a very, very shallow sea. It’s not about lap swimming; it’s about losing your dignity on a rubber ring while a toddler splashes you with glee.

One afternoon, my friend’s towel got stolen by a gust of wind and ended up in the kiddie pool. The lifeguard just laughed and handed her a dry one. That’s the vibe: nothing is taken too seriously.