Crosbie Matthew Funeral Directors Ltd & Memorials

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The folks at Crosbie Matthew are not the kind of funeral directors who whisper and wear creepy black hats. They’re normal people who drink coffee and tell bad jokes. They’ve heard every dead-pun in the book (pun intended) and they laugh at them.

One director told me their motto is: “We take the dead seriously, but not ourselves.” And that’s the whole vibe. They’ll help you organize a ceremony where people cry and laugh, maybe even at the same time.

The Absolute Weirdest Thing They Offer

Ready for this? Biodegradable coffins. These are made of woven willow or recycled paper. You can literally turn into a tree. They offer a “tree pod” option where your ashes feed the roots of an oak sapling. So, instead of a tombstone, your grandchildren will have a shady spot for a picnic. “Let’s go have a sandwich under Grandpa!”

It’s environmentalism taken to the extreme. And Crosbie Matthew sells so many of these, they’ve actually run out of stock during spring planting season. People are literally dying to become trees. I’m not sorry for that pun.