Parkdean Resorts West Bay Holiday Park Dorset

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Now, let’s talk about where you’ll sleep. The park offers everything from basic caravans that smell faintly of 1980s holidays to “luxury” lodges with hot tubs you’ll spend far too long arguing about temperature. My tip? Go for a Silver Plus caravan—it’s got central heating, a proper telly, and a microwave that hasn’t seen a Tudor uprising. The beds are surprisingly comfy, though the pillows are basically flattened clouds. You’ll wake up with a crick in your neck, but the first glimpse of the harbour from your window makes you forget your spine is now a question mark.

But here’s the real secret: the park is massive. It sprawls over 14 acres, which is roughly the size of three football pitches or one very determined toddler’s tantrum zone. You’ll get lost at least twice trying to find the swimming pool. Just embrace it. Follow the sound of delighted screams and the smell of fried onions—it leads to civilisation.

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Evening entertainment is a glorious train wreck. The park’s resident team, the “Pirates of the Park,” will perform a dance routine to an Ed Sheeran song while children throw popcorn at each other. It’s chaos, pure chaos, but the sort that makes you laugh until you snort. I swear I saw a man in a lobster costume high-five a pensioner last August—true story. The bingo, however, is serious business. Do not heckle the bingo caller. They have the power to ban you from the chips queue, and that’s a fate worse than a wet rockpool.

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If you need a quieter night, sneak off to the “Showbar Lounge” where a tired DJ plays “Wonderwall” on repeat. The cocktails are called things like “Sunset Splash” and arrive in plastic cups that taste faintly of dish soap. But hey, it’s the holiday spirit that counts—even if that spirit is 90% mixer.