How Do You Unsorn a Car

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Let’s talk about what happens to a car when it sits. The battery will be as dead as a dodo that didn’t see the meteor coming. You jump-start it, and the dashboard lights up like a Christmas tree, but the car makes a noise like a dying robot cough.

The tires! Oh, the tires. They flat-spot. That means they develop a permanent bump from sitting in the same position for months. Driving on flat-spotted tires feels like you’re on a unicycle going down a gravel escalator. You might need new ones, and that hurts your wallet.

Then there are the spiders. Every SORNed car becomes a spider sanctuary. They’ve built webs in the fuel cap, laid eggs in the air vents, and formed a tiny spider union. When you turn the fan on, you’re basically performing a mass eviction. Sorry, web-creators—the car is moving.