I'm a Celeb Start Date 2026

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The official lineup is still a secret, but the betting odds are already more ridiculous than a reality star’s face filter. Bookies suggest we’ll see a former Love Island contestant (mandatory), a 90s pop star who owes HMRC money, and at least one retired athlete who thinks they’re above it all until a cockroach lands on their eyebrow.

Last year, we had a campmate who claimed they “loved nature” but cried for three hours because a fern touched their hand. That is the energy we need in 2026. Bring me the fragility!

I’m A Celeb 2026 Jungle: Everything You Need to Know About the Start

Rumor has it a professor of astrophysics is also in the mix. I can already see them trying to explain gravity while a maggot crawls up their nose. “Actually, the stars are just balls of gas—GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!” Perfect telly.

The Trials Are Getting Weirder (And That’s Saying Something)

Here’s a surprising fact: the producers have patented a new trial called “The Dungeon of Regret.” It involves a tank of eels, a blindfold, and a prerecorded message from your ex. If you survive, you get a pudding. If you don’t, you have to watch the news for five minutes. Cruel and unusual—just how we like it.

Also, the eating trials are getting an upgrade. Apparently, the 2026 menu includes fermented cricket milk and a “surprise flavor” that tastes like a wet sock left in a Premier Inn. I’m already gagging, and I’m just reading a press release.