Traffic on the M25 Dartford Tunnel

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You know what’s funny? Everyone in the tunnel is in a hurry. But together, we’re moving at the pace of a sloth on sedatives. You’ll see a BMW driver mirror-signal-manoeuvre for ten minutes just to move one car length ahead. Mate, you’re not winning the race—you’re just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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Meanwhile, the tunnel walls vibrate. You hear this low hum, like a giant snoring. Is it the traffic? A secret underground monster? I like to think it’s the M25 itself, getting bored of all of us. “Come on, guys, pick it up. I’ve got a meeting with the M4 in an hour.”

The Lights and The Lorry

Let’s not forget the orange lights. They flicker, they buzz, and they make everyone look like they’re in a 90s indie film. It’s almost atmospheric—until the lorry in front of you sneezes diesel fumes right into your air vents. Suddenly, your car smells like a truck stop and regret. You crack a window, but it’s pointless; you’re just letting in the soul of the M25.

And the coaches. Oh, the coaches. They take up every inch of space. You’re stuck behind one that says “EXCURSION: TO THE SEASIDE.” Excuse me? You’re not on holiday. We’re all in this together. Don’t rub it in.

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