Police Arrested Eight Men Following a Mass Street Brawl

Police Arrested Eight Men Following a Mass Street Brawlに関する最新の話題を詳しく解説いたします。

Lesson number one: Street brawls are dumb. You don’t look tough. You look like a toddler having a tantrum, but with more sweat and fewer juice boxes. Lesson number two: If you see eight guys fighting, just cross the street. Call the cops. Let them handle the nonsense. And maybe grab some popcorn, but from a safe distance. I’m not saying you can’t enjoy the show—I’m saying don’t become part of it.

Also, maybe invest in a good parking app. Just a thought. These guys are going to have plenty of time to think about that while they’re explaining to a judge why they thought fisticuffs at 11 PM was a solid plan. So here’s to the eight men who reminded us all: You can’t fix stupid, but you can arrest it. Cheers, fellas. Try not to drop the soap.