What Happened in Clapham Junction Today
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Sometime around 10 AM, a mysterious puddle appeared on Platform 5. It wasn’t rain. It wasn’t a spill. It was peach-colored and smelled faintly of regret and elderflower cordial.
A man in a high-vis vest walked over, stared at the puddle for a solid ten seconds, and then announced to the crowd: “Don’t touch it. It’s not our job.” He then walked off. The puddle is still there. Rumors say it has a name now. I’m told it goes by “Geoffrey.”
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Children were daring each other to step in Geoffrey. A dog tried to drink it and was physically restrained by its owner. Geoffrey the Puddle is a metaphor for modern Britain.