Lsu Baseball Game Tomorrow

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The Tigers are hitting like they’re angry at the baseball for existing. Expect home runs. Expect the ball to fly out of the park with such ferocity that local birdwatchers will file a noise complaint. Last week, one of our freshmen hit a ball so hard it allegedly changed the trajectory of a low-flying cloud.

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Our pitcher tomorrow? Let’s call him “The Human Torch,” but with 95 miles per hour of pure spite. He throws strikes, and when he doesn’t, the catcher does a little dance behind the plate that screams, “I’m totally not nervous, but I’m sweating through my gear.” It’s a beautiful ballet of violence and anxiety.

The Food: Second-Hand Smoke and First-Class Glizzies

You cannot talk about an LSU game without discussing the concessions. The hot dogs are boiled to a state of perfection that can only be described as “artistic flaccidity.” But the real star is the jambalaya. It’s served in a Styrofoam bowl that’s too small, and it’s so spicy that you’ll sweat through your shirt before the first pitch. That’s the tax you pay for living in in Louisiana: delicious, soul-cleansing pain.

Pro tip: Buy two beers before the second inning. The lines move like molasses in January, and you don’t want to be that person crying during a crucial at-bat because your cup is empty.

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佐藤 大輔

佐藤 大輔

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