How to Choose Sweet Pineapple
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This is my final, no-joke advice. If you’re standing there, pineapple in hand, sweating like you’re solving a murder? Take a breath. Find the person in the apron. Say, “Hey, help me pick a sweet one.” They literally handle these spiky demons every day. They know which batch is fire and which batch is a loss.
And if they give you a dud? Eh. It happens. You make pineapple fried rice. Or you drown it in sugar and make a cocktail. No judgment. The key is to keep trying, keep sniffing, and never settle for a sad, acidic wedge ever again. Now go forth and conquer that produce aisle. You’ve got this.
P.S. – If you find a truly perfect one? Send me a postcard. Or just a text. I’ll be proud of you from afar.