I Divorced and Married the Godfather

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At the end of the day, he’s just a guy who loves his dog, worries about his cholesterol, and has a very specific way of folding napkins. The “Godfather” stuff is just his job. My job is remembering to buy his special Italian pasta.

He reads to our kids every night. The books are usually about mice or trains, but he reads them with the same intensity he uses for a business deal. It’s adorable. And slightly terrifying.

I’ve learned that loyalty isn’t about what you do for a living. It’s about who brings you soup when you’re sick. Vito brings soup — and a doctor who makes house calls, no questions asked. That’s his love language.

So here’s my real takeaway: Life is too short for a beige sweater. You don’t have to marry a mob boss (please don’t), but you should marry the person who makes life feel like a good story. Even if that story involves a lot of whispers, weird gifts, and a very good tailor.

Divorce and remarriage? It’s just a plot twist. Mine just happens to come with a pinky ring and a horse head in the garage — but I told him to keep the horse head in the shed. Boundaries are important. Even in a mafia marriage.