Has Luisa Zissman Moved to Dubai

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Let’s be real for a second. Dubai has a massive lure for entrepreneurs like her. Zero income tax? Yes, please. A lifestyle that screams “I made it”? Absolutely. And for a single mum who’s built a brand on being unapologetically extra, Dubai offers a bubble where you can be extra and practical. (Side note: imagine the school run in a convertible. Her daughter probably has tinted windows and a juice box with a straw shaped like a palm tree.)

But here’s the irony: Luisa has always been about British hustle—cupcakes, lingerie, even a short stint in politics (remember that? It was weird). Moving to Dubai feels like she’s graduating from hustle to luxury sandcastle. It’s the logical next step for someone who once said, “I don’t do modest.”

Luisa Zissman stops off in the Maldives amid 'manic' move to Dubai with

Still, I can’t help but wonder if she’ll miss the drama. Dubai is lovely, but it lacks the rain, the passive-aggressive queues, and the occasional scandal over a bad scone. Luisa thrives on chaos. She’s like a firework that needs a damp, grey sky to pop against.

What About the Kids? And the Cats?

Yes, she has a daughter, and a son, and a very public love life. Moving countries with two kids is a logistical nightmare—unless you hire a nanny and a personal chef, which she probably has. Also, does she have a cat? I imagine a Dubai cat would be very chic, wearing tiny sunglasses. (Stop judging my fantasy.)

So, has she moved? My verdict: yes, but she won’t admit it until she’s secured the sponsorship deal for a Netflix show called “Luisa in the Desert.” Mark my words. She’ll announce it with a dramatic video montage set to a remix of “The Apprentice” theme song, and we’ll all pretend to be surprised.

For now, just enjoy the photos. If you see a blonde woman in a gold bikini arguing with a camel about which one is more fabulous, you’ll know you’ve found her. And honestly? I’m rooting for her. Go get that tax-free sunshine, Luisa. Just save me a seat by the pool—I’ll bring the tea.