Police Arrested Eight Men Following a Mass Street Brawl

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Authorities haven’t released all the names yet—probably because they’re busy booking them for disorderly conduct and maybe a few other fun charges. But we do know they range in age from early twenties to, get this, one guy in his forties. A forty-something-year-old brawling in the street. Sir, you are too old for this. You have a mortgage to think about. Your back is going to hurt tomorrow. Trust me, I sneezed wrong last week and pulled something.

8 Florida men arrested in violent lakeside brawl in Polk County

Rumors are flying that the fight started over a parking spot. A parking spot! In this economy? With gas prices what they are? I get it, parking is stressful. But maybe just key the guy’s car like a normal person? Kidding! Don’t do that. Seriously, though, eight grown men throwing punches over asphalt. We have failed as a society.

The Aftermath: Bruised Egos and a Court Date

Now all eight are cooling their heels in a holding cell, probably regretting every life choice that led to this moment. They’ve been charged with a variety of things—public affray, resisting arrest, and being extremely embarrassing. Okay, that last one isn’t a real charge, but it should be. I bet their moms are so proud. “That’s my boy! He got arrested for fighting over a curb!” Yeah, thanks, Mom.

One guy even tried to run, but he tripped over his own feet. Oof. The police body camera footage is probably comedy gold. I’m not saying I’d pay to see it, but I’d definitely click the link if someone sent it to me. You would too. Don’t lie.

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