The Happy Pheasant Caravan Park and Campsite Malpas

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You get two choices: a static caravan or a tent pitch. The caravans are like tiny, plastic houses. They have names like “Poppy” and “Gerald.” Gerald is the caravan with the wonky door. He’s iconic.

Tent pitches are flat. That’s a win in the camping world. Nothing ruins a trip like sleeping on a 45-degree slope. The ground is soft. The grass is thick. You’ll wake up with dew on your nose and a pheasant staring at you through the mesh.

Don’t be alarmed. He’s just checking your tent pegs. It’s his job.

The Facilities (Read: The Highlights)

The shower block is warm. This is a big deal. Cold showers are for people who “enjoy challenges.” You do not. You want steam. You want to sing off-key. You get that here.

There is a small shop. It sells bacon, eggs, and emergency chocolate. The bacon is from a local farm. The eggs are from chickens that probably know the pheasants personally. Farm-to-frypan drama.

The Happy Pheasant Caravan Park and Campsite, Malpas, Cheshire

The laundry room is a time capsule. The washing machine is from 1987. It vibrates like a washing machine possessed. But it works. And there’s a sign: “Please do not wash your dog in the machine.” Someone did it. We know who you are.