When Is the Lions Game On

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If you live in Eastern Time and the Lions are playing in Pacific Time, you might as well be calculating a rocket launch. I once spent fifteen minutes googling “PST to EST” and ended up on a website about tea fermentation. It was a dark day.

And let’s not even talk about Europe. My cousin in Paris once texted me at 3 a.m. asking, “When is the Lions game?” I replied, “When you’re asleep, my friend. It’s on when you are asleep.”

The truth is, the game is never on at a convenient time. It’s either too early, too late, or right in the middle of your nephew’s birthday party. The one with the bouncy castle you promised to supervise.

The Buffalo Wild Wings Trap

“Let’s go watch it at Buffalo Wild Wings!” someone says. That sounds like a good idea in theory. In practice, you’ll spend the first quarter arguing about which TV has the clearest picture and the second quarter trying to get the bartender to change the channel from the Penguins game.

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By the third quarter, you’re eating five-dollar wings that are somehow both too spicy and too cold. And you still don’t know the score. Because the restaurant only has four working TVs, and they’re all showing golf.

Here’s the secret nobody tells you: the real game is always on your phone. You’ll be standing in line for a hot dog, holding your phone up to your ear like a spy, listening to the radio broadcast through a tiny speaker. It’s ridiculous. It’s also beautiful.